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what do you mean notes doesn't export appointments or recurring meetings? I need to use the contacts API to makes groups available to my users? What What WHatssaosiisss

Adventures in la la land

what do you mean notes doesn't export appointments or recurring meetings? I need to use the contacts API to makes groups available to my users? What What WHatssaosiisss
i did not make this cartoon it was by john campbell

*cough*
No no no no no.
Firstly – no.
Secondly – a *range* of ice lollies? A GODDAMNED RANGE?
‘Ever dreamt of licking Daniel Craig’s torso? Now you can..’ bite his little frozen replica’s head off instead. That’s entirely the same. Also, why is it red? Why is it pretty much blood coloured, in fact? WHY? It’s like april fool’s and hallowe’en met in a frozen confection factory. And did unmentionable things.
..because nothing says ‘I love you’, ‘I buy love’, ‘Now you can be online FOR ME ALL THE EVERY DAY’, ‘my heart, soul and brain have been eaten by consumerism’ and ‘If you ever ever leave me I will hunt you down whilst sniffing articles of your clothing and post CDs with me singing every breath you take (naked) on through your door’ like a wifi enabled (crap) laptop with optional webcam..