Vanatron: Camper In Disguise! Day: 1

For the inclusion of friends that aren’t on *social media platform of choice* , I give you Episode 1 of Adventuuuuures In Camperiiiinnnng.

Here it is, my 2013 Transit Custom in Shiny Silver*, parked outside my Dad’s pub in Scotland. Yes, I bought it from a dealer 300 miles away. There were reasons. They seemed sensible at the time.

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Dad decided to stock up on essentials for the littlest brother, so the van was pressed into service as a slightly shoddy looking shop..

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After a bit of driving it about, today is Day 1 of the AMAZING TRANSFORMATION into a paragon of mobile accommodation. No pressure, but I have one month in which to perform this miracle, before The Fey Dog and I drive to Barcelona to meet a friend and go on a Spanish climbing/swimming/woo sunshine adventure.

 

The joiners that had it before were clearly of the ‘some is good; more is better’ frame of mind. *insert high speed cut scene of interminable dismantling process*

STAGE 1: RACKING REMOVED

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STAGE TWO: BULKHEADS AND PANELLING REMOVED

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A bucket ‘o’ fixings.

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DAY 1: END.

 

 

 

*not an official Ford colour

New Pen (Platinum Fude Brush Pen)

Whilst it has reasonable line variation, this pen doesn’t much like to draw the fine lines all that easily..  High flow as well, perhaps more suited to the low porosity mediums – I am just using cartridge paper at the moment.

conclusion: Platinum Fude Brush Pen likes to draw BIG on SHINY PAPER.

 

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Adventures in Home Working, Episode 1

ME: I THINK I MELTED THROUGH MY KEYBOARD AND FELL INTO THE MATRIX I DON’T KNOW HOW DO I TELL SHOULD I DO SOME KUNG FU?

HIM: You have to ask me to upload kung fu, of course

ME: oh yes. Import kung fu!

HIM: XTREEM TYPING

ME: MAKE SOME MOVES

HIM: Oh sorry. It seems I imported ‘Ministry of Silly Walks’ instead

ME: THIS TRIAL IS INCONCLUSIVE

 

I’d do some pictures but I am petulantly hot.

Super Secret Science Project: WITH QUILTING

It started with some mud.

I’d been thinking about an alternative alphabet thing for a while, and when two scientist friends decided to make a new tiny scientist.. well. GAME. ON.

Playing in my shed with some clay, the idea to make an AMAZING nightlight out of porcelain arrived. It would look smooth on the outside but has the alphabet and pictures etched on the inside, so when the light is turned on – magic pictures!!

.. this idea lasted until I remembered my homebodged raku kiln will not fire to vitreous porcelain temperatures.

THEN I decided I would make fabric alphabet cubes, I would PRINT these. With PRINTING.

I purchased some lino and cutting tools. Awwww yissss toys. Then some more printing inks. More colours. IMPORTANT.

I started making letters (mostly) at random.

 

block printing for the win
block printing for the win

I went a little bit mad for a while..

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han solo on ALL THE THINGS

 

Then I decided that I would make the entire alphabet, and make it into a quilt.

Some maths later, I realised this would be about the size of a house.

The letters of the new person’s name! That is what I will do.  Well, balls. I have only made one of those letters so far.

I made the design..

draft design
Fibonacci, Bitchez

My fancy new phthalate, PVC, BPA, BBC, ITV free screen printing inks arrived..

painting on the design
painting on the design

 

finished blocks
finished blocks

There was a lot of fannying around decided what to use as a backing fabric. I ordered some bamboo velour (which is lovely), but then found some rust corduroy in my stash which seemed perfect. Warm and soft, yet tough and hard wearing. It contrasts very nicely with the coolness of the linen top, and provides a very substantial feel.

Next – fannying with whether to use quilt wadding (this is all new to me) and which wadding to use.

I want to make it be properly washable, so I was thinking of just having the linen top with a cotton or bamboo plush/velour backing, so that it’s hardly quilted at all. This is because I am suspicious of the washability of batting. Even if I am, I only want very light quiltingpaddinginserttechnicaltermhere.
Is batting bad for machine washing?
Actually I’ve got some polyester nubbly fleece and plain fleece (actually maybe i gave the last away I am not sure). Could I use that as the ‘quilting’?how about thin wool felt? That would survive a 40 if adequately quilted, right?

NEXT CONCERN
How do I make the layers stay together nicely for sewing in a way that doesn’t leave a residue? Can I use water soluble glue?
I think I have a walking foot.
I don’t know how it works.

I gleaned from the wonder that is Ravelry, that there are all sorts of strange glue sprays you can get (in america) and that they use elmer’s glue (which I worked out is pretty much just starch glue).

After endless research, I gave up on these crazy bought products and made some starch solution in a spray bottle (because a: couldn’t find this Sullivan brand mentioned by Intarweb ‘Merkins b: hate aerosols c: hate perfumed products) and used it to flatten everything out and then stick it together. It worked a treat! No pins! I hate pins. OH YES. YOU WILL DO MY BIDDING.

NEXT: a tester to check nothing would shrink in a horribly incompatible way and the ink wouldn’t come off etc etc etc

super pretty test thing
super pretty test thing made by vogons

 

Onwards!  Now I must finish all the block prints and their pictures..

OK this is not all of them but I am getting bored of all this typing.

The most troublesome bit was definitely the border. I watched a bunch of videos on youtube, whereupon I decided that a lot of people are bonkers. I played with some bits of paper and came up with the following method (which I did not entirely use, I made it much more complicated for myself)

making table mats with mitred corners
making table mats with mitred corners

Finally, I presented it to the new Autarch of Abingdon (HAIL)

She liked it a lot. I can tell.
She liked it a lot. I can tell.

TL;DR – I made a quilt!

Attack of the Giant Robots

Today I realised that the robot (a giant robot from Studio Ghibli’s Laputa – Castles In The Sky) head I started yesterday had some scale issues. Given that I am making it to go in a fish tank, and given the size of the robot torso vs head, I was looking at some kibd of outsized craziness. So I made a smaller one, and started on the detail for the bigger one’s eyes. Maybe the big one will be a garden ornament..

reference pic:

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They’re made from a clay with a high iron and mica content, so they’ll go orangey with a oxidative firing, and have shiny speckles.

Given the variable success of my rather random firings, anything could happen.

A bad egg?

humans vs rainforestAn issue where consumer action can have a real impact on the way things work.. Unsustainable palm oil is hidden in many products, and is directly responsible for the destruction of millions of acres of rainforest. Think happy orangutan* thoughts and avoid Easter eggs from bad people!
See here for a table listing the results of a survey on palm oil use in chocolate.

*and countless other less photogenic species, indigenous humans, general ecological damage, greenhouse gas emissions and PUPPIES**

**not puppies. Except indirectly.