Adventures in Home Working, Episode 1

ME: I THINK I MELTED THROUGH MY KEYBOARD AND FELL INTO THE MATRIX I DON’T KNOW HOW DO I TELL SHOULD I DO SOME KUNG FU? HIM: You have to ask me to upload kung fu, of course ME: oh yes. Import kung fu! HIM: XTREEM TYPING ME: MAKE SOME MOVES HIM: Oh sorry. It seems I imported ‘Ministry of Silly Walks’ instead ME: THIS TRIAL IS INCONCLUSIVE   I’d do some pictures but I am petulantly hot.