..because nothing says ‘I love you’, ‘I buy love’, ‘Now you can be online FOR ME ALL THE EVERY DAY’, ‘my heart, soul and brain have been eaten by consumerism’ and ‘If you ever ever leave me I will hunt you down whilst sniffing articles of your clothing and post CDs with me singing every breath you take (naked) on through your door’ like a wifi enabled (crap) laptop with optional webcam..
I like drawing and painting and coding and knitting and climbing and running and shooting arrows and bikes. I like animals and ecology, nature and photography, I used to do zoology but now I code all day. I think parsnips are fantastic and celeriac is evil. I once crocheted a hat brim, it wasn't pretty. Ooh ooh also I like pottery. I made a kiln.
