DO YOU WANT THIS?? DO YOU?
Yes. You heard it here first. Bedfordshire county council’s landfill waste reduction scheme is secretly a cover for a dastardly plan to spread the Black Death and thereby wipe out one third of western europe. Or maybe even more. It’s a particular shock as one always attributed such underhanded scheming to those leftie liberals with their radical eco-notions. WHAT to DO?
I like drawing and painting and coding and knitting and climbing and running and shooting arrows and bikes. I like animals and ecology, nature and photography, I used to do zoology but now I code all day. I think parsnips are fantastic and celeriac is evil. I once crocheted a hat brim, it wasn't pretty. Ooh ooh also I like pottery. I made a kiln.
