Adventures in Home Working, Episode 1

3 years ago by in ranting, utter drivel

ME: I THINK I MELTED THROUGH MY KEYBOARD AND FELL INTO THE MATRIX I DON’T KNOW HOW DO I TELL SHOULD I DO SOME KUNG FU?

HIM: You have to ask me to upload kung fu, of course

ME: oh yes. Import kung fu!

HIM: XTREEM TYPING

ME: MAKE SOME MOVES

HIM: Oh sorry. It seems I imported ‘Ministry of Silly Walks’ instead

ME: THIS TRIAL IS INCONCLUSIVE

 

I’d do some pictures but I am petulantly hot.

Eclecticism is the light and the way. Parsnips are fantastic. Celeriac is evil.