ME: I THINK I MELTED THROUGH MY KEYBOARD AND FELL INTO THE MATRIX I DON’T KNOW HOW DO I TELL SHOULD I DO SOME KUNG FU?
HIM: You have to ask me to upload kung fu, of course
ME: oh yes. Import kung fu!
HIM: XTREEM TYPING
ME: MAKE SOME MOVES
HIM: Oh sorry. It seems I imported ‘Ministry of Silly Walks’ instead
ME: THIS TRIAL IS INCONCLUSIVE
I’d do some pictures but I am petulantly hot.