I had been fancying lemon meringue pie for some time, like this..

lemon (yum!) meringue (yum!) pie (urrr.. pastry..) *repeat*

Working with the following constants, what has been deemed ‘Best Lemon Meringue Pie Ever’ and also ‘How Pie SHOULD Be’ was created.

Lemony goop is delicious
Meringue is delicious
The crispy outside of Meringue is the best bit
Pastry is a bit bum
Shortbread however, is yum!
..ginger and lemons is nice yes

I'm feeling perfectly fine perfectly fine mine line tine

what do you mean notes doesn't export appointments or recurring meetings? I need to use the contacts API to makes groups available to my users? What What WHatssaosiisss

No no no no no.

Firstly – no.

Secondly – a *range* of ice lollies? A GODDAMNED RANGE?

‘Ever dreamt of licking Daniel Craig’s torso? Now you can..’  bite his little frozen replica’s head off instead.  That’s entirely the same. Also, why is it red? Why is it pretty much blood coloured, in fact? WHY? It’s like april fool’s and hallowe’en met in a frozen confection factory. And did unmentionable things.