No no no no no.
Firstly – no.
Secondly – a *range* of ice lollies? A GODDAMNED RANGE?
‘Ever dreamt of licking Daniel Craig’s torso? Now you can..’ bite his little frozen replica’s head off instead. That’s entirely the same. Also, why is it red? Why is it pretty much blood coloured, in fact? WHY? It’s like april fool’s and hallowe’en met in a frozen confection factory. And did unmentionable things.