No no no no no. Firstly – no. Secondly – a *range* of ice lollies? A GODDAMNED RANGE? ‘Ever dreamt of licking Daniel Craig’s torso? Now you can..’ Â bite his little frozen replica’s head off instead. Â That’s entirely the same. Also, why is it red? Why is it pretty much blood coloured, in fact? WHY? It’s like april fool’s and hallowe’en met in a frozen confection factory. And did unmentionable things.