him: I have decided that my socks are better because I do not have to look and see which is for the left and the right foot.
me: ..but feet are not bilaterally symmetrical are they? So it does make sense to have differenty shaped socks.
him: Well I can’t spell that. I would use too many Rs and then there would be NONE LEFT for ….. RRRRRUMPY PUMPY!
him: *storm off triumphantly*