*cough*

http://ff.bluebones.net/ – it’s like arguing about football. Only with more tickboxes.

Firstly – no.

Secondly – a *range* of ice lollies? A GODDAMNED RANGE?

‘Ever dreamt of licking Daniel Craig’s torso? Now you can..’  bite his little frozen replica’s head off instead.  That’s entirely the same. Also, why is it red? Why is it pretty much blood coloured, in fact? WHY? It’s like april fool’s and hallowe’en met in a frozen confection factory. And did unmentionable things.

but they do look so sad.

..because nothing says ‘I love you’, ‘I buy love’, ‘Now you can be online FOR ME ALL THE EVERY DAY’, ‘my heart, soul and brain have been eaten by consumerism’ and ‘If you ever ever leave me I will hunt you down whilst sniffing articles of your clothing and post CDs with me singing every breath you take (naked) on through your door’ like a wifi enabled (crap) laptop with optional webcam..

DO YOU WANT THIS?? DO YOU?

Yes. You heard it here first.  Bedfordshire county council’s landfill waste reduction scheme is secretly a cover for a dastardly plan to spread the Black Death and thereby wipe out one third of western europe. Or maybe even more.  It’s a particular shock as one always attributed such underhanded scheming to those leftie liberals with their radical eco-notions. WHAT to DO?

Oh very deary me.  Try your geography out on the lufthansa pilot game here.. I bet you’re rubbish. Are you as rubbish as me, though?